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Caption Competition
We`re always interested to see pictures sent in by our readers, though we can`t publish many, I`ve already got a huge backlog of my own I`m working through ! Some, however, cry out for publicity, so in Summer 2011 we held a Caption Competition with one from Andy Sillence.
Initially only the winner was due a prize (£50 of aerial gear or £100 to one of our nominated charities) but I was so impressed with the standard of entries that we decided to award three runners up prizes as well. Each of the runners up had the choice of £20 worth of aerial stuff or £40 donated to one of our nominated charities :
Macmillan Cancer Support Oxfam Inland Waterways Association
Arthritis Research War Memorials Trust
Thanks to the generosity of our winners Macmillan Cancer Care,
Oxfam, and Arthritis Research received £40 each.
The winning entries (and commended runners up) are listed below.
We may well run another competition sometime, we`ll see if we get a picture worthy of it !
The Winner !
I`ll have an ITV2, a BBC3, and a couple of poppadoms please.
Allan Jones
Runners Up
British Rail regret to announce cancellation of all TV services from this station.
Graham Thompson
TV aerial, currently attached to a sign, seeks a new direction in life. Would prefer a good reliable TV signal with no previous obstructions.
Rob "the satman" Evans
I said point it at the TV station, not the railway station !
C Andrews
Commended
Ming (the DIY Chinese restaurant owner) tests mind control waves on BR passengers.
D Thickett
Channel hopping ? More like channel hoping.......
Rob "the satman" Evans
Poor reception as ticket prices go through the roof.
S Earp
Phone Hacking Scandal !
News International desperately try to stop people from watching the news.
C Andrews
British Rail gets new 3D logo.
Graham Thompson
Chinese takeaway orders a 48" stand off wall bracket from E Bay.
Dave Hewitt RF Electronics
Owing to signal failure British Rail regret to inform you of a delay in reception at this station.
P Bevan
It`s useless, its ugly, and now we don`t have any foil left to wrap the food.
What next ? Cling film windows ?
James Rowland
No sign of a signal here.......
Clive Douglas
British Fail.
Ian Denness
Rashid ! What did you do with the fishbones !
Mac McManmon
We only seem to get one station on our telly ! ? !
Keith Norfolk
The Indians shouldn`t have got the Cowboys in.......
Steve Hayes
Hey Murphy ! When you reported a faulty signal, exactly which one did you say it was ?
Sheila Wilson
Early results indicate that the radio controlled light bulb system is workable.
John Rodgers
The aerial will cost 33% less if you let us know 7 days in advance that you`ll be collecting it during off peak hours.
Rob "the satman" Evans
Station attenuation.
R Robin
And finally, a mischievous entry from my brother in law :
I didn`t think ATV worked down in Newbury......
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